The Queen's Diamond Jubilee!

Us GG's don't really care.. but since half of our readers do.... Happy Diamond Jubilee to the Queen! 60 years of anything is impressive! And she knows how to throw a party: 

http://www.thediamondjubilee.org/

We've found the perfect puppy for GG!

It appears to already have owners... annd it could be dead, but he's just so cute!

THAT'S IT!

The GG's have HAD IT with Urban Dictionary. 

If they refuse to share information as important to the world as Shedi Potting, we WILL take matters into our own hands: 

 Shedi Pot: 

A sexual act which involves one partner defecating into the nasal cavity of a second partner. The second partner then sucks the feces from the nostrils into the throat. They then push the feces into their mouth and spit it back into the defecator's anus.

I want to shedi pot with you, in and out, forever. 

 

From the great Internet.

How to get a date with a celebrity

I think it's cute and stalker creepy.

Apparently, it worked. Said celebrity took her to an event in Chicago and she brought her twin sister. Genius.

Kitty of the week!